“Well, hello there! Welcome to my crib! I’m so happy you’re here to join me. I’ll be your host today as we discuss several hot button baby topics like, ‘Back to stomach or stomach to back? Which roll is more fun?’ And, ‘What time is the best time in the middle of the night for a tasty snack?’ Be sure to tune in as we discuss these topics and more on Crib Talk!”
I definitely heard all of this.